radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet


waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts


communistbakery:

you can see his accent omfg


disowns:

image

when bae sets up a surprise date <3


apportion:

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.


I’m homesick for arms that don’t want to hold me. —M.O.W, A ten word story (via yoursly)



beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:


I stay up just late enough until I am just exhausted enough that I can fall into my bed and sink into immediate slumber. Because I can’t stand lying in a bed in a dark room alone with just my thoughts for so many hours and hours. —(via psych2go)



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